Food Adventures of a Comfort Cook

“Here I sit, broken hearted. Wanted dip, but out of salsa. It’s on sale, at the store. Add beans and cheese, now what more? Oh, wait... Bakery has ginger pigs. Well now, don’t they hit the spot?” There are times I am a very sincere and deep meaning poet, and then the comedian just can’t keep...
Anyone who has ever made a bread from scratch knows the process doesn’t go hand-in-hand with spontaneity. Whether using yeast or a sourdough starter, a living organism must be given moisture and nourishment to flourish. Fermentation begins, and this is the creation of natural gases which will...
So, here I am sitting at my desk and typing merrily away on my computer’s keyboard. It’s just going on 6:30 a.m., and I’ve already experienced many joys of nature. First and foremost is the backyard neighbor’s “elephant rooster” waking up the household at 5 a.m. I call it an “elephant rooster”...
Good morning. How about a warm, freshly baked muffin – one with multiple personalities? That is exactly what the Morning Glory Muffin is all about, an “everything, but the kitchen sink” recipe. The long list of ingredients starts out as carrot cake with raisins, then becomes Hawaiian with...
Before anyone gets their knickers in a twist, let me ease your minds by stating that the headline and subject matter of this column are not even close to being politically incorrect. Though we live in Utah, which is most definitely Native American lands (primarily Ute and Navajo), doesn’t mean...
Before the internet and cable and satellite television, home cooks found out about new recipes, food products, growing and harvesting of fresh fruits, vegetables and herbs by only a few sources. Cooking and gardening books and magazines at a local bookstore (oh, the smell and feel of a real book’s...
May 5 – Cinco de Mayo – is the date of this issue of the San Juan Record, so it’s the perfect opportunity to talk about chile peppers. Is it Chile or Chili? If it is the country in South America, it is Chile. If it is the singer from the group TLC, it is Chilli, and when it is very cold outside,...
When I was a child, one dessert that adorned the Thanksgiving and Christmas tables was egg custard. A firm, yet smooth and creamy confection within its own small bowl and topped with a sprinkling of nutmeg. No whipped cream or any other topping was needed; it was pure perfection as it was. Once we...
Now, as much as I enjoyed watching Bob Ross on PBS Saturday afternoons, my talent in painting went as far as that. I tried many a time with several paint mediums, but my eyes and hand simply did not agree on the images. I didn’t give up on finding my artistic talents, though, and outdoor...
There I was, perched upon the edge of the sofa, eyes glued to the television screen, adrenaline pumping… Yes! Tombstone tears into MadCatter, metallic armor flying to all corners of the arena, and it’s a KO! That’s correct folks, we are fans of Battlebots, featured on the Discovery Channel....

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